RE: Jokess

OKAY since i'm not updating any sooner with my "interesting life"
so i'm gonna update with some jokes at JOKEDIARY.com
which i find it funny :)



Short jokes.

I wrote your name on sand, it got washed I wrote your name in air, it was blown away, then I wrote your name on my heart and I got heart attack.


God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.


Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.


The rain makes all things beautiful, the grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful, why doesn't it rain on you?


Roses are red, violets are blue Monkeys like you should be kept in zoo
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but laughing at you.

Honeymoon Jitters

A couple is on their honeymoon. It's the first time they have ever slept together. The new wife goes into the bathroom to prepare herself. She comes out of the bathroom looking really hot.

The new husband is lying on the bed. He looks up and says, "If you think I'm gonna stick my thing in there, your crazy!"

The wife replies," But that's what your supposed to do on your honeymoon night."

"No way, I'm not gonna do it."

The wife replies, "Why?"

"Because if I stick it in there, you'll bite it off."

The wife laughs and says, "Where did you hear such a thing?"

"My mother told me that women have teeth down there."

"Oh honey, your mother just told you that because she didn't want you to have pre-marital sex. It will be fine."

To this the husband replied," No way, my mother wouldn't lie to me."

"Okay then, let me show you there are no teeth." She layed on the bed a spread her legs for her husband and said, "See. No teeth."

To this the husband said, "Well no wonder you don't have any teeth, look at the horrible shape your gums are in."

Politics Explained

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the people. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that and see if that makes sense,"

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what dad had said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed. The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I Understand the concept of politics now." The father says, "Good son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about." The little boy replies, "Well, while Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, the People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit."

Wishing Well

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled "It really works!"

African Roulette

An African Minister visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian Minister. For three days, the African was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the last day of his visit, the Russian Minister said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."

This phased the African slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.

Both chambers were empty, and both the Minister breathed a sigh of relief. The African Minister was impressed with the courageous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Minister was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the African Minister treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the African Minister spoke, "Now, time for you to sample our game, African Roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.

The African Minister said, "These women are the most beautiful members of our tribes. Any one of them will give you oral sex, so take your pick".

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"

With a big grin on his face, the African Minister answered:
"One of them is a cannibal."

Tampon Remover

A man traveling by plane and in urgent need to use the mens room is nervously tapping his foot on the floor of the aircraft. Each time he tried the mens room door, it was "OCCUPIED". The stewardess, aware of his predicament suggested that he go ahead and use the ladies room, but cautioned him against using any of the buttons inside. The buttons were marked "WW, WA, PP and ATR".

Making the mistake that so many men make in disregarding the importance of what a woman says, the man let his curiosity get the best of him and decided to try the buttons anyway.

He carefully pressed the first button marked "WW" and immediately warm water sprayed all over his entire bottom. He thought, "WOW, the women really have it made!". Still curious, he pressed the button marked "WA" and a gentle breeze of warm air quickly dried his hind quarters. He thought that was out of this world! The button marked "PP" yielded a large powder puff which delicately applied a soft talc to his rear. Well, naturally he couldn't resist the last button marked "ATR".

When he woke up in the hospital he panicked and buzzed for the nurse. When she appeared, he cried out, "What happened to me?! The last thing I remember is I was in the ladies room on a business trip!" The nurse replied, "Yes, you were having a great time until you pressed the "ATR" button which stands for Automatic Tampon Remover... Your penis is under your pillow!"

Winter Vacation

Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get there, the guy goes out to chop some wood. When he gets back, he says, "Honey, my hands are freezing!" She says, "Well, put them here between my thighs and that will warm them up."

After lunch he goes back out to chop some more wood and comes back and says again, "Man! my hands are really freezing!" She says again, "Well, put them here between my thighs and warm them up." He does, and again that warms him up.

After dinner, he goes out one more time to chop some wood to get them through the night. When he returns, he says again, "Honey, my hands are really, really freezing!" She looks at him and says, "For crying out loud, don't your ears ever get cold?"

Trial

The first step of the trial was to go to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.

The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten apples." The king then explained the trial to him. "You have to shove the fruits up your butt without any _expression on your face or you'll be eaten." The first apple went in. But on the second one he winced out in pain, so he was killed.

The second one arrived and showed the king ten berries. When the king explained the trial to him he thought to himself that this should be easy. 1...2...3...4...5...6...7...8... and on the ninth berry he burst out in laughter and was killed.

The first guy and the second guy met in heaven. The first one asked, "Why did you laugh, you almost got away with it?"
The second one replied, "I couldn't help it, I saw the third guy coming with Durian."

Always keep your condom in your car

True story,

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

"The moral of this story is:"

"Always keep your condoms in your car."

A camping trip

Two men camping in the mountains had spent four days together and they were getting a little testy.

One morning, the first friend says, "You know, we're starting to get on each other's nerves. Why don't we split up today. I'll hike north and spend the day looking around, you hike south and spend the day. Then tonight, we'll have dinner and share our experiences over the campfire."

The second friend agrees and hikes south. The first man hikes north.

That night over dinner, the first man tells his Joke. "Today I hiked into a beautiful valley. I followed a stream up into a canyon and ate lunch. Then I swam in a crystal clear mountain lake. As I sat out and dried, I watched deer come and drink from the stream. The wildflowers were filled with butterflies and hawks floated all day overhead. How was your day?"

The second friend says, "I went south and ran across a set of railroad tracks. I followed them until I came across a beautiful young woman tied to the tracks. I cut the ropes off, gently lifted her off the tracks and we had sex in every imaginable way all afternoon. Finally, when I was so tired I could barely move, I came back to camp."

"Wow!!" the first guy exclaimed, "Your day was MUCH better than mine. Did you get a blow job, too?"

"Nah," says the second friend over his meal, "I couldn't find her head."

Period

A prostitute on her period decides to catch a client anyway. She thinks to herself, "I'll find some drunk. He won't even notice anything."

She goes to the bar, finds a really drunk guy there, takes him to the nearest hotel and they spend the night together. The guy wakes up the next morning (the prostitute is already gone by then) and as he starts to get out of bed he sees that his hands are covered in blood. He starts running around the room, saying to himself in panic, "Oh my God! I killed her! I killed her!!!...". As he runs to the bathroom he passes the mirror, stops, looks at himself for a second n then screams, "Oh my God!!! And I ate her too!!!....".

Sweetheart

A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart's birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration, he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note: romantic, but not too personal.

Accompanied by his sweetheart's younger sister, he went to Nordstrom and bought a pair of white gloves.

The sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents, the young man sealed the package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note:

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wears short ones that are easier to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart. I wish I as there to put them on for you the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night. All my love.

P.S. The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing."

Gynaecologist

A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing of the past. Right away he tells her to undress. After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh.

As he does he says to the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?"

"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"Correct," says the doctor.

He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now", he says.
"Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps or breast cancer."

"That`s right," replies the doctor. He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her. "Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"

"Yes," she says. "You`re getting herpes."

80% malaysian studying law?

UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?

Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.

Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia.

Visitor: Why do you say that?

Officer: Well, I've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say 80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.

Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something I never knew. Hard to believe in fact.

Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.

*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to immigration counter*

Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?

Ah Chong: Study lorr...

Heaven

Little Johnny was sitting in class one day. On this particular day, the teacher wanted to ask her class which part of the body went to heaven first. One little girl raised her hand and said, "I think your mind goes to heaven first because you have to have a mind in order to believe in God." The teacher praises the little girl as a little boy raises his hand. He says, "I think your heart goes to heaven first because God is all about love."
"Very good," said the teacher. The teacher looked up and saw Little Johnny's hand up.
"Oh no," she thought, "I'm not gonna like this." "Little Johnny, which part of the body do you think goes to heaven first?"
Little Johnny thinks for a minute and says, "Your feet." The teacher asked him why he thought your feet go to heaven first.
He replied, "Well, I was walking past my parents bedroom last night and my mom had her feet up in the air and she said, 'Oh God, I'm coming!'"

Black eye

Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?"

"But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her ass. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"

"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."

Sure enough, the very next day Johnny came home with another black eye. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"

"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her ass. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!

okay.. i thinks its enough le ba.. :) for more go visit JokeDiary.com

RE: nothing to blog

knots



HEY! sorry for not updating recently.

just keep having countless mental headaches.. bah..
and there is just simply no interesting stuff happening in my life.. hmm..
please! a pot of gold fall on to my bed to me please.
lol. so pardon me awhile . i will be sure to update almost immediately
if some thing is really worth blogging.so now. just bear with me awhile okay? :)


p/s. i heard my cousin, ruizhi, is coming back. :DD

RE: NUFFNANG

oh well.. its back to school already..







oh, no miracle happened as i did sleep in class as usual.. but it was a free period. with one exception of history class.. well.. nothing interesting happened at the first day of school. :) went to makan lon g john silver after school. and went home hubby came my house afterwards. watch some naruto and blades of glory. then was steaming hot like in oven laa.. then me and hubby was watering all over -.-

oh yea!
NUFFNANG
i am in need of cash! i need them. i cant go find part time jobs as something always happens to me and most recently my grades have been falling steeply and i hope to earn money thru something .. :/ and thru xiaxue's blog and iceangel's i found nuffnang. its not like some other advertisments like you can only earn by the number of clicks on the ad. Nuffnang is diff it pays you just by the unique view counts you have per day :D. (so everyone please stay loyal to me and keep viewing me pleash. :D *act cutes*) so all my friend try nuffnang if you wanna earn thru blogging too. its not a bad start actually unless you have veh veh veh veh little friends :).

so join now!. :D


sound like what tv or flyer ad lo. :) but this is advertorial. :D

RE: no beauty sleep :(

no sleep no beauty?






gahh. i cant believe that i couldn sleep and ended up right now at 5.20 with sore eyes. not red type but as in sore muscles?. dam. if i dont sleep in sch later. its a miracle. i really, totally, completely din sleep lehhh...gah. and now its too late for sleeping le. :((

my breakfast shall me maggie :D.

RE: the few days.

HEYYA!







anyone really missed my not-so-daily-posts anymore?
ahahaha.. about a handful only ba..
okay..i missed alot of updating and stuffs.most are dues to because i went home veh veh late with lots of stuff to upload.. so dues to those. i only manage to touch the com reall long today.

okay lets start with a short one.
wednesday.


quite a long time since i camwhored in uniform. ahahaa..
that day band was quite a tiring one for me as i slept at 4am??.. :\
dam.. then it was ms tan. not that i dont like her. but her stories are really alot. and of course.. long -.-.. oh and then band was dam noisy.. dam rowdy.. and the attendance sucked. bah.
so me and xin punished the whole band.

lets move on to.. erm..
Friday

lol... band again but morning was Ding Xiang... then after few warm ups and playing of songs. we broke for sectionals...and soon mr er came at around 12.15.. lectured us for about 1hr like that sia.. :\ then main band and sec1 separate.. main band side read glorioso..quite okay for the first time. got 7:8 X.X din know how to divide.. then okay lor. flute soli .. i brokedown.? :( and mr er din cared :( then after band we went to enter.. makan.. walk walk.. then go this fashion try try clothes.. then play play. X:


kiddo!

pregnant lady!


camwhored when debra and xinyi tried clothes..

oh look! my toe! violent and gore. LOL
warning not for the weak hearts.


okay and now to
SATURDAY!



met XDX at 4 at interchange. then off we go to VCH
upon reaching there we were a tad too early. (30mins early to be exact.)
then we stop for and icecream and greentea! :)



and we stopped by the VCH toilet for a camwhoring session.






cute shot :D


another.




XDX :)
ready to rock!


so we went up to the booth that mr er ask us to do..
BORING! SIA. MAKE US MISSED 2 SONGS.
@#^$(*@#$^(**!@#^(*$^@#*$(
:(

then after that go imm makan pepper lunch :D
forgot to use dicount :p..
then howsun, decy and yaoming come over then they makan mac..
then somemore photos. :)


candid shot


dandid shot of yaoming.


me first one with decy only! :)


and to end of the blogpost.. ahaha.. did anyone notice that the chessboard table are changed into



these metal tables?



oh they are nice.. but i'll bet the uncles will not be pleased they will have lesser free chessboard to play chess on. and soon all the gramps will march up to lee hsien loong 's mansion and puting up cheapskate sign boards that says we WANT the old stone tables with chessboard design on it!
and most of the signs most probably will be chinese thou. wo men yao hui na xie jiu shi tou zuo zi!!.. and maybe to the grampys delight lee hsien loong gave in and all the metall tables went on major modification.. and in the middle of the metal tables. there ios a stone chess board. lol. -.-
and people like xiaxue who loves pink may hear about that and proceed to complain that why theres is not pink tables. ahaha...


oh god. i'm so bo liao. and its not even funny. :(

RE: DONTKNOW

this few days i'm bored.. too bored. :(




i'm bored till i went and download, dont know how many thousands, trial games.
most from www.yahoo.com ..
lol
this was one of the most bo liao ones.


and i manage to finish until that before the trail ended. thou i wasnt veh happy. >:(

okay back to today. bah. i waited for my bro so i went to find more trial games and their cracks. oops X:
supposingly me and my bro were gonna go to his friend's clinic at 3
but due to some delays we went at 4..
and the clinic closes at 4.30.
so i went there. straight away i sat on the
, you know most of the doctors have those "bed" thingy,
then she ask me to sit there.
she chatted with my bro while doing that..
gaa!! the injection damn pain..
then its was veh veh numb. and she tied a rubber band to my toe's end so that the blood wont keep flowing when she cut the nail out.
wah
snip snip snip
no feeling at all..
but i really just couldn't bear to see her cutting thru and digging out my nail "root" -.-''
not actually nail root but its the part where the nail will keep growing if its there..
and i got plenty of teblets and capsules to eat again.
paracetamol, amoxycillin and painkillers..
and thats all for my day. and heres how my toe looks like right now.


oh well at least i no need to wear shoe to school on wed...
i hope...
oh and heres a picture of three cats
that was walking together like
how we humans walk together like on clique.
:D to me its a rare sight.
how adorable.

*meow*

p/s. my blogskin now dont look nicer than previous ones right? :\

RE: bit of french sentences

un grand bonjour à tous mes chers lecteurs :)
that just means a big hello to all my dear readers. :D
and thats in french if you wanna know.




today actually theres not much to say except for the fact that. i had moodswing yesterd ay night and it continued on the next day.. zzz. sorry my dear :( and i watch a tape which my dad repaired, for about few hour. aww. its a video when me and my brother was small.. -.- i was so damn chubby cans! my mum said that when i was small after i eat. i did nothing but sleep only.. -.- no wonder.. eyy! waita min my sleeping habit is from small a habit le. eh?!-.- that means i naturally jiu zhu la. -.- dam. but sleeping so shiok? lol the best time in my whole life lo. x: oh yea. if tmr i have the time after my operation, oh! i haven mention about the operation.., most probably i'll be changing my blog skin again. :)

son en retard, je vais dormir maintenant
vous des types devriez aussi!

RE: self made no-link cards :)

Self made no-link cards







dont know whether i'm risking being sued by doing this anot but nonetheless..
its already done. :)
idea by my brother
editing, creating, cuting, pasting, trimming
by sincerely yours :)
inspired by the original ezlink card. ahaha

NO-LINK


specially made for HolyA(member)





anyone wan it? can request from me.(with a price of course)
can be done included with lamination.

*EDIT*
P/s. the cards are strictly copyrighted you may say my idea from ezlink but!. i have my own words. mine is the NO-LINK CARD!
unless you get a permission from me. no copying of this. strictly!
or else you will get a lawyer's letter from me.

RE: COUSIN'S gathering

i'm gettin kinda sleepy maybe tmr update. :)

<('(oo)')> oink* oink*


**UPDATED**

ok.. i'm lazy. to update . and i din take any photos so even if i blogged about it none of you would be interested. so i give you a webbie to go to. ahaha
that post is regarding the couzies gathering(theres an unwanted photo of me. :( )
HERE is the webb

ending with a group photo :)
do re mi fa so...X:>

RE: missing KFC times.

hais. upon rereading my archives. i suddenly miss the time in kfc. and i found out that i din take any photo with them for looking back. zzz. i should have been more daring. bah. me and my stupid crushes.i miss the times in kfc where after work we just sit down and chat chat. but most of all.. i miss jacky! syazwan! maria! carmela! and Aini! hais. all quit le.. no more opportunities to creat conversation unless we really that fated . hai.................. :( sometimes i just wanna go back and enjoy the times once again.

boo hoo.

RE: Playground w/ HolyGang(c).

lots of photos toooooooo commmeeeee.. (l.o.a.d.i.n.g...)








heh.. today went to the band meeting organised by howsun, our ex major. X: For Mr Er birthday card.Sadly. not everyone turned up. :( But its was at 2. so before that i went to print scores with Xinyi. played around but caught by Mdm Kurusamy. bleh! then went to school's nearby mama shop, eat cup noodle. mine is mee soto ayam, xin's is tomyam. then went to the band meeting. drew for the card and went off to bind scores le. thena fter playing abit of piano we went out to have 'picnic' at the same mama shop. X: in the meanwhile wait for howsun to come over. then soon after which howsun came. bought cup noodles then eat. and then its play ground time! our cam whore started out by this dam photo. ahaha.



THIS! (Debra as Rich tai tai)



(Howsun as Pirate)



(Xinyi as Roller coaster helper)



(Yuqi as Air-stewardess. ad; heaven and earth green tea)



(Xuanle(me) as jobless )



i'm isolated from them. how sad.



OH i found a job digging rocks. (me as gold miner)



YAy. i'm w/ them happy. -.-



time for jump shots that made everyone sweat *sweats*





wow would you look at that.(howsun face. although blurred away.)



(no comment)





and then we went to imm to eat and stuff then go howsun watch campus superstar. :)
thats the end of my day.

ending of with a incomplete HolyGang(c)Association

RE: yesterday,today.

RE: MrErWeeSan Birthday(yesterday)


first and foremost before i start typing anything else.. i want to wish our shuqun band's dearest conductor mr er...

A BIG HAPPYBIRTHDAY!!
stay 19 forever! :)

okay. lets start ytd's day.
12nn - 2 i had tuition. (lets not elaborate much on it.)
then after that waited for debra and xinyi to come about 3+ going 4 then reach. T.T
then go lot 1.. walk walk... (brief summary)then after awhile i go buy uzumaki icecream
and boliao-ly did this then sit at long john see xin and debra do mr er the card. and yuqi come. then go buy flower for mr er. then go to west mall le. buy seaweed and then wait for them lo. then watch shrek 3.(opinion: quite nice lo. but its still worth watching :) ) then we go to the west mall multi-storey carpark. sing mr er birthday song. cut cake then we spilt into our own clique and chat groups. ahaha.. then chat chat until 11+ then we go makan and mac. i ate the teppanyaki chicken meal. quite nice :) and then go home. end up after hubby escort me home, he no bus le. :\ he end up walking home so i call him and chatted with him all then way till he reach home. but half way thru my mum woke up and scolded me so i quickly bathe than call back again. then in the end hubby din go up. he continued to chat with me.. until about 2+? goin g 3 liao like that. then his mum call then go up lo. then i sms dao fall asleep. x:

RE: Velocity in Novena & "Anything" drink.(today)

what the.







ahaha. from jurong east we went all the way to Novena to world of sports to buy school shoes. sadly for me i bought any ol' boring shoes while my bro bought a striking one :( i hate him. only thing i am satisfied is that i bought a shirt. but its just one.. so i'm not yet satisfied.*sulk* :( hais.. then walk walk lo
around velocity. then went to eat pepper lunch to makan. i ate chicken pepper rice. lol.quite nice :)then the guy outside so good. gave me discount coupons. x: and din give my bro any. wakakaka. he see me cute marhs. *acts cute*

RE:ANYTHING DRINK

the second time i tried it. the impression on this can drink is falling fast. i may not ever wanna drink this again. ya the idea is cute and all. but i doubt you'l ever wanna try this after you drink and think of what its made of. :( (or maybe its just me.)
(maybe next time more details. maybe after i try 'whatever'.)

LOL

the clothes i tried;



i bought this one. i kinda like it quite.



looks damn mature with a veh low cut. but! just trying it on. :D



like an evening gown was planning to buy but mama don wanna

PepperLunch;



i ordered chicken pepper rice. $9.50 (incld drink)



Sparkly clean